wearyruler: thekingdomofben: I don’t claim to understand girls but I’m fairly sure they’re all up to something and need to be stopped This is the Republican party platform.
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
Guys! What if, in 20 years, Honey Boo Boo is hot. I wouldn’t be able to handle it. Thoughts like this keep me up at night.
saboobnah: bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
lolzpicx: The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart
to do list:
lexlosing-it: 1) stuff 2) things
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
all1sees: They’re BLUE. but mashed, they’re PURPLE?? AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN????? WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
gentlemancrow: Yes hello I have tried out adulthood and I have found it’s not really working out for me is it possible to get a refund
reyairia: 70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
genericanimegirl: do she got a booty she DOOOO